This is a contract between the two parties "Jackson." and "Stayjit", with the witness of "DarkMatter" and Tarza".
Please repeat the following for documentation purposes:
I, Cala Stayjit, do swear to the God's that I will pay "Jackson." for one GOLDEN crossbow. The payment for this crossbow will be the placement of one functional milk cow at "Jackson.'s" home location, ground zero. If I do not pay my debts in this trade after 48 hours, I am to be held responsible for my actions, and I am aware that the consequence for my actions is to be placed on the highest security threat level "Death-on-site".